Hi. Welcome to the Biography page. These are the morons that decided to do this thing together.


Austin - Founder, Lead Writer, Podcast Person, & Social Media Mess

Austin is a dreamer while also being a complete mess. As a graduate from Texas Christian University, he decided to go to Seattle. After being a lost soul in Seattle for a year, and getting addicted to coffee, he has come back to Texas to drown himself in queso. He's now a graduate student at Southern Methodist University earning his MA in Film Studies. He apologizes profusely for everything that he says on Twitter.com/ausflor.



Tyler - Creative Director, Executive Producer, & Good Looks

Tyler is a dreamy hunk. He is the reason why we get our gigs. He also has really incredible talents, so we decided to put him in charge of everything creative. 

Tyler can work cameras. He can play music. He also has a pair of fake Yeezys. Poser. When you think of cool--you think of Tyler.


Taylor - Producer, Social Media Manager & Sanity Holder.

Taylor is an over-archiver. She is a graduate student at Texas Christian University while also making sure that Porcelain Pigeon isn't on fire.

Contributors To This Mess.


Camryn - Graphic Designer

Camryn hails from Arizona and does the graphics for Porcelain Pigeon. She's really cool and you should follow her Instagram: 



Kelly - Intro Theme Creator

Kelly hails from New York and decided to sing The Porcelain Pigeoncast Theme Song for us. She's incredible and we love her.